Karzai Extends Hand to Taliban

This is some Harry Potter shit:

Uncle Sam and some guy from the Taliban have agreed to meet at one of those coffee shops where the tables are all artsy and look like a chess board, except they are way too big to function properly. Uncle Sam and the Taliban representative then pull out their favorite American Girl Dolls to compare and Uncle Sam's starts to do the robot! This frightens the man from the Taliban (but not his Stereotype Taliban Girl doll!), so he ducks halfway under the table (like that ever helped anybody). Whilst Uncle Sam seems curious as to why his Stereotype Afghan Girl Doll has the power to dance.