Steve Jobs Unveils iPad

Boy Howdy! Today, I present you with a religious Parody!

And we thought the cartoonist didn't have a shred of wit! Steve Jobs is Moses, coming down from Mt. Sinai, although here, it's more like Jobs was taking a stroll with his new iPads. It seems he's been chatting it up with God (Steve Wozniak) again and has a new commandment: "Thous shall read a newspaper everyday again." What the hell? It's not like just because someone buys an iPad means that they will start reading the newspaper again. If you haven't been reading the newspaper everyday it's because you have either have no time, no money, or no motivation to ask the delivery boy to toss the paper on your doorstep. It's no amazing feat in this day and age to get a newspaper daily and I don't see how it's any easier when you have an iPad. Besides, those things cost like $500. If you weren't broke before (and you are my age) you will be broke when Steve Jobs finishes with you.