Dalai-Dilemma

President Obama is trying to steal the Dali Lama, but since he was drawn too lanky, his rubber legs are wobbly and he looks really really sad.  Maybe a piggy back would have been the better choice. The Dali Lama is sleeping and has no idea Obama is trying to shoplift him out of China, who looks rearry rearry angry! Oh no.  If we don't start making China our allies soon (by returning the Dali Lama and saying we are rearry rearry sorry), we'll all be speaking Chinese at the largest concentration camp ever, called New York Shity!

War on Wall St.

At first glance, it seems that they finally got it right:


I mean, it's not the BEST cartoon I've seen, but it certainly kicks the crap out of those terrible Haiti cartoons. Anyway, it does seems like an honest portrayal of what is going on, sort of, and it even includes some original thought, (at least Obama isn't flying a plane on Wall Street). But really, two things stick out about this particular cartoon, the first being that Obama is firing torpedos at Wall Street in a desert of what is probably Iraq. Yes-we know the war in Iraq is about money and oil and yes-it does take place in a desert, but shouldn't a President who is trying to end the war be dipicted as someone a little more calm and NOT flying a Bomber in the desert?

The second issue I have with this isn't that the Fat-Cat-Wall-Street-Exec is with Osama Bin Laden. The problem I have is that Osama Bin Laden is levitating and sitting in a meditation position. Really? I figure that in Eastern Asian they might know the different between Buddhism and Islam. Isn't this guy known for being a radical Islamist? WTF.

Incompetence of the US Secret Service

I tried for a while to figure this one out. I couldn't do it. Normally, I would find some semblance of a popular news story but unless someone unleashed Ninja Sharks with belts of dynamite into the fish tanks at the White House, I'm at a loss. Either way, that good 'ol incompetent US Secret Service certainly isn't doing a good job.

Actually, if their plan is to pick up the sharks with the net, they will simultaneously kill the sharks (without an explosion) and save the President! And since sharks don't have thumbs, they obviously can't set off those worthless detonators anyway. Maybe the Secret Service is so good, they foresaw the ridiculousness of this cartoon...good for thought my friends, shark food for thought.